Anyway, now that I actually do have a child, my "how will I explain this to my children" is not so hypothetical anymore. So I thought it would be fun to post a roundup of tweets where I asked that question.
(Special shout-out to Erik for actually answering as if it's a real question, lololololol.)
how will I explain this to my children https://t.co/UVbLBZpACw
— Perfect Number (@pnumber628) February 2, 2020
how will I explain this to the children https://t.co/tIkCzQy5gu
— Perfect Number (@pnumber628) July 26, 2017
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww how will I explain lori alexander to my children
— Perfect Number (@pnumber628) July 8, 2019
how will we explain this to the children https://t.co/JXklskPiCP
— Perfect Number (@pnumber628) January 4, 2018
"You see, kids, sometimes people suck."
— Erik Kort (@ErikMKort) April 4, 2019
Have you tried that line? ^_^
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww gross how will i explain this to my children
— Perfect Number (@pnumber628) March 9, 2019
ugh
— Perfect Number (@pnumber628) November 29, 2017
how will we explain this to the children
ewww how will i explain this to my children
— Perfect Number (@pnumber628) June 11, 2019
hmm yeah i guess that would do it
— Perfect Number (@pnumber628) June 11, 2019
oh gross the #NashvilleStatement has versions in several languages (including Chinese) available for download, how will I explain this to the children?
— Perfect Number (@pnumber628) October 13, 2017
how will I explain this to the children https://t.co/HOydyray9y
— Perfect Number (@pnumber628) July 27, 2017
how will I explain this to my children
— Perfect Number (@pnumber628) January 6, 2020
umm
— Perfect Number (@pnumber628) October 24, 2019
pretty sure foreplay has to be consensual
how will I explain this to my children
— Perfect Number (@pnumber628) October 24, 2019
how will i explain this to my children
— Perfect Number (@pnumber628) May 28, 2019
how will I explain this to my children
— Perfect Number (@pnumber628) July 3, 2019
ewwwwwwwwwww
— Perfect Number (@pnumber628) June 12, 2019
how will i explain this to my children
I'm gonna be honest, I think after you explain Trump to your children, you'll be a pro at this sorta thing.
— Erik Kort (@ErikMKort) June 12, 2019
HOW WILL I EXPLAIN THIS TO MY CHILDREN https://t.co/crKc2eYwrJ
— Perfect Number (@pnumber628) July 15, 2019
ewwwww how will i explain this to my children
— Perfect Number (@pnumber628) June 10, 2019
ewww how will i explain this to my children
— Perfect Number (@pnumber628) June 25, 2019
ewww how will I explain this to my children
— Perfect Number (@pnumber628) November 12, 2019
Strangely, I think it's getting easier. Because no longer will you have to explain ONE case, but it'll be a whole THING.
— Erik Kort (@ErikMKort) November 12, 2019
And honestly, you explain one of them, and you explain all of them. But then, you have to explain how it went on for SO LONG and that's much harder.
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